Butthole Monster

When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days

Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!

Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon

by Willyg6353 September 23, 2020

Butthole Surfer

An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.

Man, my penis was really riding her butt wave when we did the butthole surfer last night

by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025

butthole

alexa brucculeri the fridge snatcher

”You alexa the butthole!”

by atenenie 1 November 15, 2019

butthole of pain

a daily occurrence for some

Today was unusual, I didn't have butthole of pain, it was solid, smooth, and quick.

by Picka Shoe July 14, 2022

salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015

butthole fungus

A type of fungus which originates from buttholes

I went to have anal with your mom, but I stopped when I saw her butthole fungus

by Jsjaje March 8, 2016

Butthole Princess

A person that only has anal sex in order to save their 'virginity'.

Frank is an butthole princess. He won't fuck me with his dick until marriage. He's saving himself.

Jessica thinks she's still a virgin because she has never had vaginal sex. She loves anal though. She's such a butthole princess.

by Hoe Handler December 22, 2022