butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep

"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully

by Ball tickler June 21, 2023

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Butthole

Something that you can surprisingly fit a lot of stuff in

Bob- hey did you hear someone fit two raccoons in their Butthole?

Jimmy- really??? I can only fit three blue crayons!

by Why is this world cruel May 26, 2021

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The liquidity substance that pours/leaks out of anal cavity during and after one has received multiple anal cream-pies. Usually a combination of blood and semen, with the consistency of Siracha-ketchup.

Girl: Ugh, after last night’s rendezvous with all the guys, I’ve been leaking butthole sauce all morning!

by Krispykris September 13, 2021

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Poopee Butthole

The name, {redacted} said to show annoyance or a mad emotion.

You are a poopee butthole.

by ChubbyMcFatBags February 16, 2021

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Fizzy Butthole

Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.

The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.

by NOLA2022 March 15, 2022

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