Peanut Butter Swirl

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercourse and there is a need for lubrication. Time is scarce, although there is a tub of jiff's peanut butter on the counter. The female's vagina is filled with peanut butter--oozing out. The man ejaculates inside her--creating the "peanut butter swirl".

Jenna: Help! We have no lube!
Stewart: I have my trusty tub of Jiff's on the counter that Tubsy gave me!
Jenna: Mm, extra crunchy?
Stewart: As always!
Jenna: I always love me a good peanut butter swirl!

by You're Neighbor Nick March 25, 2017

Sunbathing Butter

This term is used to describe someone who is very soft. You would use the term to describe an athlete who milks an injury that most people would just shrug off. Take for example a hockey player who lays on the ice like he just got hit by a freight train,when he only got a good check.

Hockey player 1: Why is mike laying out on the ice? He hardly got hit.

Hockey player 2: He's sunbathing butter!

by TV CAR March 8, 2010

cocoa butter

The essence of black skin-care. (If you're black, you already know what it is)

Fuck, my skin's too ashy for this Jergens shit. I need some Cocoa Butter, nigga!

by Chrishawn Johnson September 9, 2008

peanut butter ass

When one fails to properly clean after defecation and large chunks of fecal matter remain around the anus.

Frank said, "What the fuck is that smell?"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Peanut butter shit

A very thick pasty,tar like shit that requires a whole roll of toilet paper
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.

Man one day I had to take such a large dump,when I finished it took for ever,it was like peanut butter,so I called it the peanut butter shits,very sticky and pasty as well.

by joe hitts January 16, 2009

Butter window

The moment in time between taking your toast out of the toaster and it being hot enough for the butter to melt over it.

Quick, fetch a knife, you're going to miss the butter window

by toasty-mm November 9, 2010

busted rubber band

The meaning of which your asshole is stretched too far and is beyond repair and is busted!

I went to fart but shit my pants by accident due to my busted rubber band.

by sal45877 July 15, 2014