love burrito

When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.

Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.

by kaliyuga September 11, 2020

burrito brain

Receiving oral pleasure from a member of the latinx community.

"Bro I bagged this Mexican bitch and she gave maaaaad burrito brain."

by Grebboblio January 24, 2025

Thonksshobing burrito

A good spirit that watches out for people during Thanksgiving break

The thonksshobing burrito is so nice :>>>

by mlemingshobe November 23, 2019

Riverside burrito

A burrito with meth stored in it.

"What is wrong with you today? Did you eat a Riverside burrito or something?"

by gameherospam2 May 31, 2016

Virginia Burrito

When you’re about to fuck and you don’t have condoms on hand but there’s a tortilla in the pantry.

“Oh shit I don’t have any condoms on me” - Chick
“Don’t worry, I got some tortillas in the pantry - we’re about to Virginia Burrito this” - Dude

by notsjolie April 9, 2021

Burrito Supreme

When you stick your penis through a burrito and have sex with somebody

I had a good burrito supreme last night

by Wowygary October 8, 2019

burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.

Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.

by timebusters August 30, 2012