Boomers paradox

Simpler time when life was simultaneously hard and good.

My father used to beat me with a belt for changing the temperature on the thermostat.. ah good old days! - boomers paradox

by Thomas Payne March 15, 2024

Boomer

Boomers disease (Bumeris Ignaris) is a condition affecting the Cerebellum.
Symptoms include: Denouncing increasing technological superiority to previous devices, Disregarding the great mental and physical benefits of new technology, The creation of hypocritical cartoons, Animations, Or just simple media (Articles, Etc) And the belief of superiority over newer generations.

According to research, Symptoms usually start to occur between the ages of 47 - 60, And usually the person experiencing these symptoms has contracted Boomers disease at the age of 44 - 54.

Other symptoms and effects have been suggested over the years and are being tested and proven by scientists in the University of Broland, Led by professor S. Rolf.

The Condition is very common among the baby boomer generation (1946 – 1964) And is becoming an increasing problem.

Person 1: The patient has been confirmed to have contracted the condition.
Person 2: Which condition?
Person 1: Boomers Disease
Person 2: God save him

by Chaddus Maximus May 27, 2020

Neu Boomer

Twenty to Thirty somethings complaining about boomers.

"Boomers bitch about everything and do nothing about anything except help themselves."

"You know you are just a younger version of a boomer, right? You're a Neu Boomer."

by eo_ September 12, 2019

Boomer

n. anything that disappoints more than usual.
-a person, place or thing that sucks out loud.

We went to a garage sale and it was a boomer.

by cheekydre October 10, 2021

Boomer

Probably you you ignorant shit if you don't know what a boomer is you probably are one

Boomer:(literally any instruction)
Millennial /gen z: ok boomer

by WhyDoYouWantToKnowYouPerve November 24, 2019

Doobie Boomer

Any of various older men typically 45 to 85 who upon reaching these years develop a seemingly unnatural obsession with cannabis, cannabis culture and cannabis consumption. (See Joey Diaz.)

There's so many of these doobie boomers on the internet now, soon weed won't even be cool smh.

by sisterfisterxx June 23, 2022

boomer coma

When someone comes home from work or other strenuous activity and dozes off in their chair. The term comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boys after a hard days of work.

"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"

by macklemurr September 2, 2023