blumpkin

Blum pumpkins with blue hues

i went to the pumpkin patch and found a blumpkin for only $10. I had to buy it.

by joliketurtle August 7, 2024

Blumpkin

A blue pumpkin, or a pumpkin that has a blue shade in its Rhine.

Check out that blumpkin!
Chuck had a blumpkin in his garden today!

by NergBetworks April 21, 2024

burmese blumpkin

When the Blumpkin reciprocate has had a rather large and cheesy meal at their local Taco Bell. Usually ends messy.

Yea man, I just had taco bell the other day so i got a burmese blumpkin from her, Bless her soul.

by OnceAManNowANarwal May 9, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin

Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv

I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg

by legendchecker October 23, 2024

Blumpkin

The process of cleaning out your urinary tract.

I might need a blumpkin to help with my digestion problems.

by No.3 March 26, 2024

Evil Blumpkin

When (as a male) you are 69ing with a girl and another girl is pegging you at the same time.

Chase Evil Blumpkined last night and now no one can walk today.

by Yippyman December 5, 2024

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023