Dodo Bird

Someone who is incompetent of doing a certain task or is dumb and mentally retarded.

You are such a fucking dodo bird.

by Justin Cool KIcks August 30, 2016

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Joe Bird

one who shanks someone at a public event.

This can happen at a football game, and is typically done with a knife that the person is carring out of rage and depression

Oh my god you just got Joe Birded in the leg!

by yaboysagoon December 17, 2009

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touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

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beetle bird

an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"

"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"

by broadbean December 23, 2017

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Elephant Bird

The largest bird in the world. Atleast, it was. It's extinct. Said bird lived in Madagascar, making it's wildlife even more interesting. It was related to ostriches.

"Elephant birds don't even look like elephants at all, what a rip-off!"

by Harpagornis Moorei October 27, 2020

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A species originating from the Island of Wemyss in Scotland. Currently residing off the coast south of Sydney, New South Wales.

Often found in Fitness First gymnasiums, benching over 120kgs and flexing their wings in side mirrors.

They are fond of cold showers and hate to argue with their real estate agents over appropriate heating facilities.

God damn Wemyss Bird!

by Nickel West March 12, 2008

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