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belly-ache axtell

An extremely poisonous plant, indigenous to new england. Most parts of the plant are commonly smoked or chewed as a halucinage. While unpleasant, this is generally safe with the exception of one part of the plant. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INGEST THE TWIG OF A BELLY-ACHE AXTELL, PUTTING THE TWIG IN YOUR MOUTH WILL RESULT IN EXTREME CASES OF HERPES AND GONHORREA.
Jesus christ olga, get that belly-ache axtell out of your mouth....don't you know what could happen?
by Major Johnson April 11, 2005
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Torpedo Belly

What you will get when you eat too much of the new Torpedo sub sandwich at Quizno's. What happens is your stomach juts out too far and prohibits you from accomplishing everyday tasks.

symptoms include extreme stomach pain, diarrhea, satiation, laziness, and possibly morbid obesity.
Man 1: Dude, what's up with that guy's stomach? It seems to jut out from his stomach and he's having problems getting into his car.

Man 2: It's because he has Torpedo Belly.
by tacopajaro April 8, 2009
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Shotgun Belly

A condition that occurs after a woman has had a kid and the stretch marks on her belly fold into themselves giving the appearance of a peppering by a shotgun.
"Spice, did you hit that shit last night?" "No dude, her shotgun belly almost made me throw up."
by BigGrib December 17, 2008
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ellen belly

Sort of like a reverse muffin top. The portion of the abdomen that bulges below the belt line.
Woman: (claiming she is fat) OMG look at this! I have an Ellen Belly! (as she pokes at her lower abdomen with her finger)
by fat_fuck_frank September 20, 2013
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belly button ring

The Piercing of the belly button semi-sluts get if they aren't slutty enough to get their tongue pierced
I got a belly button ring to show that i'm a semi sexy slut
by BK Babiigurl December 19, 2006
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bellylicious

Frontal version of bootylicious. In men, the primary cause of this is the consumption of frothy alcoholic beverages. This is considered acceptable. In women, the primary cause of this is the freshman year of college and/or too many Krispy Kremes. This is unacceptable and punishable by death.
GAWWWWD DAMN!!!!!!! You got a big beer gut...

Yeah, sweet huh? I'm bellylicious
by IMCW September 9, 2008
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bellybutton

To rub bellybuttons with; to have intimate relations; foreplay; 3rd Base
Oh baibbeee, shall we have some close encounters of the
bellybutton kind ?
by Aries Mint January 15, 2008
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