Beachist

A person who, on a beautiful weekday, will all day complain at their cubicle and claim to hate any and all persons currently enjoying the day at the beach.

That Jamie just sits there and moans all day about the people at the beach, what a BEACHIST!

by Viperblaze July 15, 2009

beach bike

a bicycle with handlebars so wide you are almost forced to ride without any hands, big wheels to compensate for sandy grounds, and as little hardware on them as possible; come in any color you want and almost any shape; want a basket? you can have one; want THREE wheels? go for it, beach bikes got them too; hook on a surfboard and your in business; then drop in in the dunes and your ready to go

also...something a real beach bum would easily choose over a license and a bmw any day

"hey lets go surfing"
"sure let me get my keys..."
"R YA KIDDING?! yo im just taking my beach bike. peace."

by go_fish January 27, 2010

Beach the cart

The act of securing a shopping cart in a parking lot where there is no convenient or safe place to leave it.

Person #1: Where are you going? Just leave the cart there.

Person #2: No way, I am going to beach the cart on that curb over there so it doesn't go rogue and ding someone's car.

Person #1: We should all be so courteous.

by MrMet1974 October 26, 2010

beach fleas

when one has sex on the beach and gets crabs

dude i went to the beach with that anuh chick and got beach fleas yo

by the bobbeh August 23, 2011

beachurbutt

To beat some one in the butt.

Hurry up and pick up your trash before I beachurbutt with my belt.

by AlexMars January 11, 2012

beached crocodile

A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.

After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile.

by thabob November 23, 2011

Beach Mole

A person who walks up and down the beach with a metal detector digging up holes everywhere.

Be careful of all the holes on the beach from the beach moles.

by dfnremt May 10, 2012