Bean Lord is the greatest of them all. The same as Floor Tentacles and The Spaghetti Monster. The proper pronunciation of Bean is MBAE-NS or BOI-NS with a very short “E” and a long “A”. Blyat is also associated with the Bean Lord.
by We are the Floor Tentacles February 13, 2020
by Harry Fatazz January 03, 2018
When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see
by Hurricane2 January 16, 2020
Mr. Beans is not gay.
by Wait, who is Joe? November 16, 2019
Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.
The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.
My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.
My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018
Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.
Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
by SunnyDelyght November 21, 2016