look under the hood

To look under a girl's shirt or panties for the "goods"

Guy 1: Bro, she's hot!
Guy 2: Damn, did you get a look under the hood?
Guy 1: Hell ya I did, looks like she got her engine steamed.

by rohitjo September 3, 2020

Down under

A great song by Men at Work. The song is better know as the Australian national anthem.

I was listening to down under and all of the sudden started eating vegimite with a crocodile.

by Godman1 September 10, 2020

under-wearer

Opposite of a Rat-Licker . Person who 'deathly' afraid of getting Coronavirus ( or ant other virus for that matter ). Will go to ANY extent to wear a mask 'anywhere' including their own back yard. Will pick up a pair of discarded underwear from the ditch and frantically hold it over their mouth and nose if they walk to their mailbox without a mask and noticed a car driving up their road.

Uggg. Typical under-wearer !

by Wryhost September 11, 2020

under audit

Refusing to answer a question or share information in an attempt to hide self-incriminating info.

I can’t release my tax returns because I’m under audit.

by EmperorHasNoClothes September 27, 2020

legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020

Under the sea

When you and your partner go in the ocean naked while she wears a red wig and a sea shell bra and you tickle her butthole with seaweed while you fuck her bent over

Girl: Hey babe what are you doing?

Guy: “tickles butthole with seaweed”

Guy: I’m just doing ya under the sea.

Girl: but did I really have to wear this wig and bra?

Guy: yes.

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

under splash

The outcome of forced downward ejection of urine forcing loo water onto the underneath of the toilet seat.

Lesley you just caused under splash in the downstairs toilet.

by MOI6943 June 11, 2022