baked stomach

When you eat a shit ton of

raw cookie dough and sit and front of a heater for 12 fucking hours and then take laxatives and shit crispy cookie chunks

I ate so much cookie dough,I think I’ll shit out a cookie plater if I have baked stomach

by Apotatoparty123321 November 13, 2017

Baked Hoe

A person (often a girl) who sucks dick and smokes weed at the same time.

Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Daaamn! We were baked like a cake and she started sucking my dick.
Person 1: While you guys were smoking?
Person 2: Yeeeaaah!!!
Person 1: That's a baked hoe you got there! Lucky!!!

by MayaLN January 18, 2018

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.

Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018

Baked

To be under the influence of weed

Person 1: nigga I’m baked

Person 2: yall I’m baked too

Person 1: hahah

by Slumpgod101 January 5, 2019

babedoll

Amazing beautiful woman, looks amazing for her age, young at heart. Someone a man wishes he could actually end up with instead of the thots out there. She is a little crazy, but not enough to not want her. She will be there for her man no matter what. She gets hell for loving those who don’t deserve her. She is smart and knows when a man or woman is fucking with her. She will keep playing g chess with you because she knows your worth it in the end. And also knows exactly what and who she wants. If anyone seems threatening she will take them out. She has instincts like no other. Her sixth sense is extreme. Fucking perfect woman.

I’m in love with babedoll, no other woman can compare even if they try.

by That babedoll February 21, 2019