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Ball chaser

A Rocket League player that has a below average amount of brain cells. Typically has a large array of insults and slurs to use when they are called out for their nonsense. Pysonix (Rocket League developer) seems to not care about these insults and slurs, but they do like to ban people for not liking mac n' cheese. Again, these are the same guys that have servers that run on waffles and maple syrup. Basically, a ball chaser attacks the ball even with no boost, or at bad angles. A Rocket League ball chaser is not to be confused with the sexual definition, which is basically a female simp. Please refrain from talking back to a ball chaser, as you will get banned for insulting an innocent player. Ball chasers are often compared to younger siblings, due to the fact that they constantly do dumb shit and put the blame on the innocent person. The term "Ball chaser" came up sometime during Rocket Leagues first 6 years, and honestly, who the fuck knows when people started calling players that. Ball chasers often like to attack you, with their cars. If you can't hit the ball, then you might as well go for anything else, whether its boost, or an enemy car, or your teammates car, just fucking hit it. Who cares anymore? What do you have to lose?
Gamer: this guy cant stop attacking the ball
Idot: he must be a ball chaser

Once your poor teammate realizes you are ball chasing, he will casually call you 3 slurs, throw the probably winnable game away, and instantly leave after a successful throw attempt.

"If ball chasing was a crime, I would be a good citizen" - Musty 1989

"If thy teammate commences in ball chasing, bonk them" - Einstein 2013

"Yeah, I ball chase, but at least I like mac n' cheese" - The average Rocket League player (2014-2021)
by FellowBallChaser January 21, 2021
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Fushigi Balls

When a man dangles his testicles freely and a woman does fushigi ball tricks with them.
I love it when a girl fushigi balls me. It vigorously turns me on.
by Bonkaroons January 29, 2020
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Jacob ball

A self centered hypocritical male. Usually tall and makes fun of those who are shorter. Most Jacob balls are at least somewhat tan
Stop being such a Jacob ball
your acting like a Jacob ball
by Yaboi is ... November 28, 2018
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church ball

A player, typically a white guy, who participates in a recreational, often religious-affiliated basketball game with an unmatched level of intensity and hustle. Church Ball players are notorious for their aggressive and out-of-control play, making them a potential hazard for fellow players on the court. Often viewed as overzealous and lacking self-awareness, their unwavering commitment to the game is both impressive and terrifying.
Dude was playing church ball and tore his ACL.
by Wrxdrunkie April 4, 2023
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cell balling

I got a Glock in my 'Rari
17 shots, no .38

I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that ass one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeaaah baby

Uh, yeah, Monty
Tell me what you see
Is it money or it’s me?
I smoke twenty, smell the weed
I got hunnies in my V
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?"
I’m like, "Yeah"
I got Robins on my jeans
"Cell Balling is very sexy"
by raccoon specimen June 5, 2021
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The Balls Gang

A group of dumbfucks who are known for their raids on people/groups that offended or were total douchebags to them.

This gangs leader goes by the name 'River' along with the other leader that goes by 'Chiro'. The rest of the members are called 'Shartlings' according to the discord server. They are all pretty good friends but drama tends to happen sometimes which usually results in one of their raids.
'The Balls Gang' are stupid shit-talkers! -from a dumbass

Have you seen the raids 'The Balls Gang' did? -unknown
by The Balls Gang October 19, 2022
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Glacier Balling

the act of covering one genitals with cold water and placing gold bond medicated powder own it to get a nice cooling sensation
it was a nice hot day outside so Trevor and Erik decided to cool off there balls by glacier balling
by Anicus November 25, 2010
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