a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme
by jessica1# February 8, 2010
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by Desi Arnaz November 27, 2018
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by ChikenChoker4Lyfe May 8, 2019
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My mistress pulled my scrotum from my fly and gave me derby balls. The pleasure was incredible.
I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.
I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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17 shots, no .38
I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that ass one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeaaah baby
Uh, yeah, Monty
Tell me what you see
Is it money or it’s me?
I smoke twenty, smell the weed
I got hunnies in my V
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?"
I’m like, "Yeah"
I got Robins on my jeans
17 shots, no .38
I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that ass one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeaaah baby
Uh, yeah, Monty
Tell me what you see
Is it money or it’s me?
I smoke twenty, smell the weed
I got hunnies in my V
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?"
I’m like, "Yeah"
I got Robins on my jeans
by raccoon specimen June 5, 2021
Get the cell balling mug.A self centered hypocritical male. Usually tall and makes fun of those who are shorter. Most Jacob balls are at least somewhat tan
by Yaboi is ... November 28, 2018
Get the Jacob ball mug.A group of dumbfucks who are known for their raids on people/groups that offended or were total douchebags to them.
This gangs leader goes by the name 'River' along with the other leader that goes by 'Chiro'. The rest of the members are called 'Shartlings' according to the discord server. They are all pretty good friends but drama tends to happen sometimes which usually results in one of their raids.
This gangs leader goes by the name 'River' along with the other leader that goes by 'Chiro'. The rest of the members are called 'Shartlings' according to the discord server. They are all pretty good friends but drama tends to happen sometimes which usually results in one of their raids.
'The Balls Gang' are stupid shit-talkers! -from a dumbass
Have you seen the raids 'The Balls Gang' did? -unknown
Have you seen the raids 'The Balls Gang' did? -unknown
by The Balls Gang October 19, 2022
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