devil's blowjob

When the partner eats spicy food and forgets to wash their hands and mouth before giving felatio.

We went for a cheeky nandos for our date and she proceeded to give me a devil's blowjob in the bathroom

by shivshov April 24, 2022

Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid

Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?

by 1blueheron December 11, 2024

Deckchair Blowjob

Extremely forceful deep-throat oral sex which results in the recipient folding up like a deckchair when he ejaculates

I ended up bent in two after Nicola gave me a deckchair blowjob

by Tedzer January 04, 2024

Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

Blowjob day

The day you blow your man or any random dude

I’m looking forward to blowjob day!

by babetilm September 30, 2019

redemption blowjob

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.

Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.

by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 15, 2023

Convertible Blowjob

The same way that you lower the top of a convertible car to experience something different, a convertible blowjob is a similar process where a person removes the dental prosthetics and engages in fellatio.

The other day my grandmother took her dental prosthetics out and gave me a convertible blowjob.

by mrsaca August 03, 2022