When you take a lemon cut in half, put it in your partners mouth (who is laying on there back) Then you ejaculate(have sex to get close to climax first, obviously) on their face, take the lemon out of their mouth, and spray the lemon juices in their eyes, blinding them, and finishing with a cheeky skull fuck
by The Real Citrus Blaster December 01, 2016
A metaphor that you shouldn't ever take literally. It's true meaning is "to have lots of fun". The word 'blast' originates from big. So now, when you hear somebody say "Let's have a blast!", you won't have to wonder what they mean. Because, they're trying to tell you that the next following days are going to be fun!
Tomorrow, I'm going on a Summer trip to LA. Oh my god, we're also going to the beach and having cocktails! My life will have a blast!
by emilyeternally June 02, 2022
by turboblast January 22, 2012
Verb - A sexual act wherein a man has lude conduct with the folds of a women who is of a extraordinary girth.
by The Master of all things December 30, 2014
by gpdubya September 17, 2010
When someone shoves a hot lava lamp up someone ass and they like it. Commonly used by two fags Usually one Jewish and one a white prick, but both rich and republicans
by Andrew large penis March 11, 2017
The act of duct taping your dogs shock collar to the region between your balls and your rectum, commonly known as the gooch, then walking across the electric fence. This is done in order to become sexually aroused.
Dumbass 1: So how was your date last night?
Daniel Tosh: I couldnt get hard so I tried electro-gooch blasting.
Dumbass 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Daniel Tosh: Titties!
Daniel Tosh: I couldnt get hard so I tried electro-gooch blasting.
Dumbass 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Daniel Tosh: Titties!
by Evil Pleasure June 30, 2010