Girl Blast

When a girl gotta fart, BIG TIME.

Girl 1: Wasn’t Lily just in the bathroom a minute ago?
Girl 2: Yeah, but she has some REAL bad Girl Blasts.
Girl 1: Oh. So…I’ll just wait until I get home to wash my hands…

by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023

Malibu Blast

finger blasting someone inside of a Chevy Malibu

Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after

by Dave Roth February 11, 2024

Brisbane Blast

The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.

"Bro could you come over? I haven't crapped in 3 days and I need a Brisbane Blast"

by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024

Bottom Blast

When a bottom/submissive person does a keyboard smash out of confusion or from being flustered.

Person 1: ahgkgrtgregdsfgvgnrtrwegt
Person 2: lol you respond with a bottom blast so often i can predict when they happen
Person 1: AGU09HRTGPDFIOBGG WHAT THE FUCK
Person 2: yeah called it lmao

by Incredibly Small Child March 3, 2024

Griz Blast

When fans of the UM Grizzlies get overwhelmed by emotion

I cant wait to take a bunch of griz blasts with all my bros tonight. I hope I get a griz blast to the face!

by Soistartedblastin March 3, 2024

Body Blast

When receiving fellatio you take a big hit of crack at the point of orgasm. Timing is imperative.

Last week I did a body blast with this street walker I picked up in Newark and her timing on it was impeccable!

by Feloneeus Drunk May 21, 2024

Megaplenis Blast

BOOOOOOOOM!

Andrew: Says something stupid
Me: MEGAPLENIS BLAST LOL

by Pemherz June 26, 2024