Garbgombgo Bean

It's a garbanzo bean with mild brain trauma

"Hey man you ever eaten a garbgombgo bean?"
"No you retarded fuck, they don't fucking exist"

by Galactic927 May 12, 2020

lidl beans

Peanuts in weak tomato sauce

Little Johnny:' what's for tea Mum?'

Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'

Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'

by Cacker Man October 28, 2013

Smol Bean

A particular smol (small) person.

Girl: You’re such a smol bean
Louis Tomlinson: ahh give me a break I’m big >:(

by Diamond97177 October 23, 2020

joe beans

Elijah's bitch.

Whats up joe beans?

by Mrcowlover November 1, 2013

freezin beans

used for somthing even more awsome than what would be considered "Cool Beans"

Guy1: Dude that concert was cool beans last night!
Guy2: no man, it wasnt cool beans, it was FREEZIN BEANS!

by theawsome dude mang September 30, 2009

aiden bean

Autism

"Yo, that guy is acting like a right Aiden Bean, we should bust a cap in his fat ass!"

by Thong Hardy January 20, 2018

Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018