Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .

Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?

by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016

Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle June 11, 2018

Sheep shagging bastard

Welsh/Scottish slang - Swansea or Cardiff city Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Ccfc or scfc fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep

Look at James, he loves shagging his dads sheep. People call him the sheep shagging bastard

by Yeet us that baby sheep December 5, 2019

b.o. basher

deoderant, aerosol anti-perpirant

"Less borrow your B.O. basher Dave, i got a date tonight and i haven't washed for days"

by jointgib July 10, 2007

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore

all the cuss words combine

r u a bitch
no u holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore.

ur so mean

by holy fucking bitch May 19, 2020

liberal bastard

A person who is not only proud to be liberal, but represents everything the far-right seem to be against, especially if you are non-white, non-christian, gay/lesbian, or a combination of all of those, or you associate with them.

"Liberal bastard" may sound like a degrading term, but it's not. Basicly it means you're proud to be open-minded and don't give a shit about what others may think.

Bigot: Stupid fags are the cause of everything wrong with America.
Liberal Bastard: Gee thanks I'm gay
Bigot: I bet you're some nigga too
Liberal Bastard: Acutally no
Bigot: Ok then
Liberal Bastard: But my boyfriend is
Bigot: ...

by Richard, Rimpala, Thomas May 2, 2006

fucking bastard

A fucking bastard is somone that likes to fuck the public and is a bastard born out of wedlock that recieves bribes.

In keeping with Bushs' worship of wealth and his mad dash for bribes, he tries to persuade the American people that they must take care of their interests without paying attention to any moral or religious considerations. This is the same logic of drug dealers, white-slavery gangs, spies and traitors, and the outcome of this attitude is the loss of this world and the next. Bush and his supporters are fucking bastard

by Bribes July 28, 2006