havana banana

An STD most commonly contracted while on TDY in Florida.

Yeah, I went clubbin last night, ended up at Bare Assets and I think I got Havana Banana now.

by major doko June 28, 2009

Chiquita Banana

An awesome name for a female dog that is disproportionately long.

What's your Dachshund's name? Her name is Chiquita Banana.

by MiCarJo August 2, 2012

Alabama Banana Shake

When you shove a peeled banana inside of a girls vagina and proceed to fuck her with the banana inside, then eat her out.

You can tell Jaques had a Alabama Banana Shake with his girl last night 'cause of all the bananas in his room

by 5dorra October 14, 2016

Eat banana

A Cantonese proverb~meaning suck dick

Nerd: Teacher, can you give us more homework? I think I'm falling in love with them!
Justice: Eat banana, trash! No one wants homework except for you, piece of shit!

by One ABOVEall🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻 December 1, 2018

split the banana

when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin

"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."

by ssullivan April 19, 2006

Banana Peeling

Pulling back the foreskin. In comparison to a banana have four skins, or foreskin.

I thought it would hurt, but banana peeling feels pretty good

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 13, 2006

chocolate banana

When a dude porks something in the rear for a great while and then pulls out his shaft and notices that there is a very brown and smelly substance covering his wang because the bitch/fag he was hittin had a dirty asshole, covered in dry shit on the outside and a huge log inside.

After anally inducing Sally for a great period of time, he pulled out and noticed brown smelly shit all over his manhood. When he finished donkey punching her, he mad sure she sucked his chocolate banana clean to make it look like it did before the anal pounding

by P-I-M-P-G-A-N-G-S-T-E-R August 16, 2004