The Alaskan Flip

When you have a boner so you are unable pee comfortably, so you do a handstand in front of the toilet in order to pee more efficiently.

"Dude I am so hard right now but I really have to pee."
"Same bro, lets do the Alaskan Flip."
"Smart."

by Bullworm February 1, 2021

wet Alaskan polar bear.

When you paint a grizzly White, then finger it until it is wet.

He gave that bear a wet Alaskan polar bear.

by money grabber 69 April 13, 2021

Timothy Alastair McLain

One must always look up to him, as he is not man, but a being so powerful and majestic that all of humankind must watch in awe and disbelief at his form. TAM is one to be revered, one to be feared, one to be worshipped, one to be sacrificed for, one to put above the belief or ideas of all else. TAM is not God, but he is above God, and he shall be treated as if nothing else in the world possesses any minute value, as all universal importance stems from TAM.

Give your life for Timothy Alastair McLain or you will be as worthless as a woman.

by Elizabeth Shuk the Third October 12, 2021

Road Atlas

An ancient artifact from long ago, similar to that of a phone book. It was once used to plan automobile journeys before the use of GPS, but is now used as reading material in the most primitive of waiting rooms. Can be found in the homes of old people and the darkest corners of one's attic.

After blowing off the dust, Timmy opened the Road Atlas to see what merky depths of the past he could find himself in

by GrontleGums October 9, 2023

Pull an Alaskan Ginger

To say something obscene, naughty, suggestive, inappropriate, or downright atrocious, usually in the presence of parents.

Tom: (Spills drink on pants) Aw, fuck!

(Tom's parents appear behind his shoulder, glaring)

Dave: (Leans over) Dude, you just pulled an alaskan ginger...

Tom: How do you Pull an Alaskan Ginger?

Dave: Just look it up.

by FromAsTer July 1, 2012

Double ended alaskan pipeline

Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.

Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore

by Swoll sensai September 3, 2017

university of alaska

A university that doesn't have an urban dictionary definition. Because no one heard of it.

Dude, which university did you go?
University of Alaska
What's that?

by Ijustwantanameplsplspls January 5, 2018