Alex Gaskarth

Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK GET OFF HIM HE'S ,OME HIM. HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BACK OFF. NO JACK. STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.

Alex Gaskarth is a good-looking human bean

by thothunter420 February 8, 2019

Alexah

Fine ass bitch period

You her ova there blood, she fine right. Yuh she 4shoo an Alexah

by AaAaYyy February 18, 2019

Alex

Alex is a sweet, honest, beautiful girl she has fashion. She is always there for you when you need her she is short but it fits her personality. She will never spill your secrets but if some one is talking crap about one of her friends get ready because she will always stick up for her friends no matter the punishment. She is so beautiful but anytime you tell her that she will denied it then say you're the beautiful one. Anything she wears she can pull it off and I mean anything. If you have a Alex in your life never ever disrespect her and never let her go she is a one time gift truly from God him self.

Hannah: Hey Alex

Alex: Hey I'm about to go "kill" me some one I heard them talking about you this morning.

Hannah: Ok girl chill by the way love your outfit today you really pulling ot off

by Anonymous012606 January 21, 2020

Alexanderite

professional believer, geometry dasher, green jumper enthusiast.

you see that dude, yeah... that kid is someone you don't want to be.... 700 hours on Believe!?!? alexanderite truly is a bruh moment.

by Alexanderite March 13, 2020

Alex

Often a man who has a huge schlong, extending over 12 inches. Mostly known as a pussy slayer and gets bare fit gals. Most Alex’s have a moto of: Fuck bitches, Make money. Often ops to Dominik.

Yo, look at Alex over there, an absolute sex machine.

by Mc Zander December 29, 2020

Alexandra Marie Koenig

Alexandra Marie Koenig (Alex) is a great person and so beautiful. She will care for you forever and turn #BroCkeAn with you when you are. She's always in a great mood unless you shat on her floor or talk about how hot Georgenotfound is every second. ATM, shes kinda addicted to Olivia Rodrigo and Zombie Tycoon. She's a great friends and will always be there for you and listen no matter what. Oh and ig she likes dancing too

Alexandra Marie Koenig is her full name.

by Julesnotfound July 12, 2021

alex arsenault

Alex arsenault is a fat slob who sits on his ass all day and does nothing with his life.
He had zero bitches and gets sexually assaulted by his cat. Alex quit school because it was too hard and found a new passion in being a absolute nigger to society

Friend 1- dude i just raped aidan’s mom and killed 17 kids
Friend 2- Bro that was so unfunny you sound like Alex arsenault

by Alex arsenault hater January 25, 2022