Cum-Fartini

Similar to a Martini; replace olive juice with Cum & Fart, shake/stir to perfection.

Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.

by Dr Gregory Johnson March 11, 2023

Cum Con

A criminal who jacks off his victims

-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Blackout-cum

An orgasm so extraordinary that you experience a blackout or near blackout. Usually an orgasm from a woman you're head over heels for. Also the result of an older man sleeping with a much younger woman that is perhaps a little too much to handle for the old man.

Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!

by snickered June 24, 2016

cum nigga

may or may not be a lil nigga covered in cum

"that lil nigga be a cum nigga"

by 100% a black man January 1, 2021

cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Birthday Cum

The annual creampie granted by your girlfriend while she's been taking the pill.

Hey babe, you know what day is today, time for my birthday cum!

by ImPandastick May 31, 2021

cum goddess

A cum slut worshipped for her beauty and innate ability to make worshippers blow massive loads. A deity that needs cock and can suck and fuck unlike a normal bitch. When worshipped strongly enough she will devote her being to being a complete whore for her daddy and his cock.

Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.

by Pig_owned July 18, 2018