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stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.
Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.
by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009
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Small potatoes

After a fuck she enjoys arsenic in small potatoes.
by Hardly Q January 4, 2021
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Potato ribs

Ribs that stick out farther than usual and can look like an extra mini pair of boobs.
"What are those lumps below your chest?"

"Oh those are just my potato ribs"
by noodletown October 28, 2015
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It's all potato

a phrase that means "it's all good" or "It's all fine". Things are pretty good right now.
"How're things at home?"
"It's all potato."
by blahhhster June 18, 2017
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Potato Bagger

The antonym of "brown bagger", A potato bagger is a girl that has a nice face, but an unattractive body. A potato bag race involves pulling a potato bag over the majority of your body while trying to hop to a finish line. From this game, evolved the name "Potato Bagger". It suggests that a girl with an unattractive body but a decent face should consider wearing a potato bag over her body while only revealing her face.
Tom: "Did you see the new girl they hired?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's definitely a potato bagger."
by Spaghetti Batman April 23, 2013
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Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.
A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."
by SendingPizza August 29, 2018
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potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...
SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.
by The Rek-r November 21, 2019
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