Panda

Someone who has inappropriate relationships with dogs. Derived from MGS Student Angus Burston who had s3x with his pet dog panda.

"Did you hear about Bursto??"
"Yeah what the hell, he screwed his dog panda."

"Angus Burston is such a panda!"

by James Roche June 19, 2022

Panda

An adjective, meaning something crazy, interesting, sucky, outstanding, unusual, strange, bonkers, similar to the expression “wow.” Panda can be used to describe something good or bad.

Example:
Person 1, “My grandmother died a few days ago. It was because there was a snail on her lettuce and she choked on the shell. There was no one around to help.”
Person 2, “Ohmigod I’m so sorry that’s so panda that really sucks”

by Laughing_banana July 5, 2022

Panda bear

To walk the panda bear path is to abstain from
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness

Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.

Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?

It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer

Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.

by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022

“Trash Pandas”

In similarity to the DADS, a type of continual excreting of feces the day after consuming a various array of food and alcoholic beverages. Most commonly occurring after holidays, large gatherings, or weddings. The particular odor being akin to Trash.

noun; “I’ve got a case of the “Trash Pandas”.
Verb; “Have you been “Trash Panda-ing” all day?

by Alvabenz December 6, 2018

Mad Panda

Functional alcoholic and stoner. Average call of duty player

Mad panda is online

by anonymous August 14, 2022

Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.

1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner

by Kush Coma October 18, 2016

Panda Shot

Getting drilled from the back by your wife.

I got panda shot by my wife twice last night.

by anonymous July 30, 2021