Nissan Altima Driver

A fat, loud, obnoxious and aggressive black woman. Usually has an attitude and will yell at you for an issue even if she caused it herself.

That Nissan Altima driver just fought the grocery store clerk because they don’t accept EBT!

by Ganganamstylefan53 October 16, 2025

Fuck you and your uber driver

When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver

Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver

by kashimofeetlicker November 3, 2025

Truck drivers Tango

A bottle of piss

Did you see that bottle of truck drivers Tango on the motorway verge?

by Late night Trucker November 12, 2025

second-hand driver

This is who you are when you drive a trailer pulled by using a host car

As a second-hand driver, I had to really focus while backing the trailer into the campsite—it's all about teamwork with the host car!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

Amazon Driver

One who doesn't get breaks or long enough breaks, someone willing to be in it for the long haul. Wears diapers and uses them frequently.

My boy just became an Amazon driver, won't be seeing much of him or his hygiene anymore.

by Fartknockee January 11, 2026

Better Seat Driver

‘it’s the personal in the passenger seat that knows the better seat to drive and insist on telling the driver everything better’

As first told by Maria Toole in 2026 AD ‘I am the better seat driver’ her husband disputes this claim to this day.

by Maria Toole January 15, 2026

Bus Driver

Dumping a load in somebody’s ass. They’re now transporting an ass load of kids.

Man, last night I turned my girl over and finished in her ass. Turned her into a bus driver!

by Navydoc23 January 24, 2025