bearded dragon

when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.

dude, i bearded dragoned the old lady across the street with such force i threw out her hip!

by nigger bitch boob July 6, 2010

Beard Of Zits

Zits that form a beard on your face.

Man did you see Todd Marjama? He had a thick beard of zits, i bet when he shaves his razor is full of whiteheads.

by jagon March 20, 2009

Gandalf's beard

n. see wizard's beard

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

kiddie beard

A kid..with a beard.

Oh bah gawd! That toddlers got a kiddie beard!

by XavierF April 29, 2006

belly beard

n. a woman's pubes; pubic hair on a female.
a woman's bush
may also be used to refer to a woman's twat

She trims her belly beard to keep it nice and neat.

by Salohcin February 14, 2006

Goo beard

when you creampie a girl and she then rubs her ____ on your chin, till her ____ empties.

Gosh, I got one heck of a Goo Beard from my sister Sally last night. :D

by driZatt June 12, 2011

Bitch Beard

A beard grown to signify something bad that has happened, and how much of a bitch he is about handling it.

Did you see Dom in gears 3? He grew a bitch beard because his wife died.

by Geno2242 September 29, 2011