A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."
"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."
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Get the And that's how I saved Christmas mug.A very common saying used by Generals in both World Wars. Every time they came up with a big plan, it was designed to end the war by Christmas and bring the boys home. Of course we all know that never happened. It was used so often that it became a joke.
Field Marshall Montgomery "Market Garden will be so successful it'll be over by Christmas". In reality, it went for more than another year. Good job Monty.
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Get the West Virginia Chrome mug.What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
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Get the Chris Breezy mug.A prevailing and pervasive Chinese slang referring to the asshole since their verisimilar figures. Firstly used on the web by slash fans then went householding across the country due to its subtly, vividity and artistry that suits both refined and popular tastes. Usually used between boys when badinaging and mostly strongly relating to an anal sex, which is a form of sex often happens between gays. The most famous collocation is to "explode one's chysanthemum" which means to shove a penis, a dildo, a cob or whatever it is into someone's asshole and get it bloody as a result.
My chrysanthemum itches.
I'm gonna get your chrysanthemum imploded.
Wash your chrysanthemum and wait.
I'm gonna get your chrysanthemum imploded.
Wash your chrysanthemum and wait.
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