Skip to main content

J-TOTin'

Guy: Hey wanna have sex
Girl:No
Guy: sorry, Just J-TOTin' it
by Mario Joseph D. April 27, 2008
mugGet the J-TOTin' mug.

J Mauer

A guy who thinks he's so cool, and can win at everything. He loves baseball but doesn't look good playing it. Common catch phrases are, "Shut up ""Do that one more time" he thinks he can win at fights but doesn't succeed very often.
Wow see that J Mauer standing over there? He is so cool!
by Hashtagj March 22, 2017
mugGet the J Mauer mug.

Little J

When you masterbate and cum in your belly button. Due to the difficulty, it usually results in someone cumming on their chest.
I just took 5 minutes to Little J before my friends came over.
by ISleptWithYourSister December 9, 2020
mugGet the Little J mug.

Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)
Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"
by The Original Fin January 21, 2015
mugGet the Walmart J's mug.

J. Crew

(n.) A group of white men.
j.crew
That J. Crew stormed the impeachment proceedings.
by Remmy Buxaplenty October 25, 2019
mugGet the J. Crew mug.

Emmett J

a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.
Person 1:who's that loser?

Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J
by sorry but it's true June 9, 2018
mugGet the Emmett J mug.

J-Biddy

Yo! J-Biddy gonna get me that stimmy.
by The Rev NG8 January 25, 2021
mugGet the J-Biddy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email