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mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.
Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !
by Gnargomel December 6, 2016
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Tear jerker

A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.
Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?

Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
by Aren Demzah April 27, 2016
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Sick-tear-ian

Sick-Tear-ian (adj & noun): being sectarian (used as an insult)
The sick-tear-ian spirit has no place in the Harinam sankirtan movement of Chaitanya Mahaprabhu.
by MinistryOfDEW November 26, 2021
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my tears ricochet

My tears ricochet is about Taylors stolen albums.
I didn’t have it in myself to go with grace -RED
And you’re the hero flying around saving face - SN
And if im dead to you why are you at the wake? - REP
Cursing my name, -FEARLESS
wishing i stayed -1989
Look at how my tears ricochet- debut
did you know that my tears ricochet is about taylors stolen albums? yes,and did you know its the best folklore song?
by swiftiegirly January 25, 2024
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tear dup

Urban Dictionary: Tear Dup.

Defaming another (tear DOWN, with tear as to rip; "tare") to cover-UP, conceal, or justify your own misdeed by ascribing shame to another. Bonus points if done under the umbrella of a religion (tear pronounced as to cry; "teer").
Usage:

1. She made him look a fool and was all tear dup in emotional adultery with another man. gamesmanship
2. They screwed up their own administrative process almost killing me from behind their desk, and were all teared up about it, said it was my fault. cover-up
3. It was fraud, and they were all tear dup over that would-be whistleblower. deceit corruption
4. She is a pastor now, and is tear ("teer") dup that her younger brother remembers what she did to him as a child. hypocrite shame
5. He is just tear dup because he is a cop and he stole from his brother. betrayal deceit
by Reasonable2014 February 14, 2014
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Ass tear

When your having anal sex, and they go too deep, so it rips your asshole out.
"OH NO, I THINK YOUR GONNA ASS TEAR, OOOOOOHJPOHOHOHOHJOHKJHDoikOGH'
by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019
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chocolate tears

When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.
John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!
by itssojuvia October 7, 2021
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