february 22

The day where you have to suck off your father.

father: Hey so it's February 22nd, you know what that means!

Son: Oh no

by penguin maker 420 February 22, 2021

Catch 22

a dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of mutually conflicting or dependent conditions.

"Ado, machan, it's just as hard to get the hell out of Sri Lanka as it is to be stuck here. real catch 22 scene"

by lostlankan December 2, 2021

October 22

Today is National hold your gf/bf's hand day. so dont be shy and hold there hand.

*girl and boy sitting together*
boy: *grabbs girls hand*
girl: why are you holding my hand?
boy: its October 22nd

by thegoat.13 October 21, 2023

February 22

national slap your teacher day.

February 22 is the day you can slap your teacher silly and get away with it

by crispy.poop February 10, 2022

22 September

The most morbid person you'll ever meet was born. And that person will argue that they're an Aries when actually they're a Virgo.

Saatvik's birthday is on 22 September? No wonder he's so morbid!

by tthendralz September 19, 2022

22 Bar

A luxury bar, restaurant or cafe where women can have dine and pick a male member of staff for desert/sex... Members only club for wealthy and famous women...

I went to the 22 Bar, l paid $10 000 for the sexy bald guy... it was the most amazing tantric sex I've ever had. I let cum inside me. I got pregnant hehe - I'm telling my husband its his...

by KingRed007 March 24, 2016

u/free-relationship-22

touches himself to his minecraft/terraria builds

Big up u/free-relationship-22

by Voni_Fuck37 October 4, 2025