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Sex

Sex is when you fuck a person
I was in my bedroom, getting changed. I hear a knock on my door, it was my best friend. "Go away. I'm changing." I said. "That's even better baby". He walked in, locking the door behind. I say, "what do you want?". "You." He pushes me onto the bed on starts to take off my lacy bra and panties. He takes off his. "Call me daddy now." He said. He starts to fuck me really hard. "Harder daddy!!" I scream. He found my g-spot, and fucks me into hell. I start cumming. I go onto him and start to ride him. One hour later, we finish up, all sweaty and full of cum. "Wanna be more than friends babe?" He asks me. I nod. "Same time tomorrow." "Than its a date." He says. "That was the best sex ever." I say. And it was.
by RoseBerry26 January 23, 2022
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Ranked Competitive Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
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Sex Playlist

A go to list of sex positions you can use when you want to pull out all the stops in the bedroom.
Jaylen: My girlfriend told me the reason why Danielle broke up with her boyfriend because he was a straight up missionary man.

Jamar: Yeah she told me the same thing. So, I used a few moves from my sex playlist on her.
by Starving Artist246 April 13, 2025
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National Sex day

Me: “Babe it’s national sex day, let’s celebrate
Girlfriend: “okay sounds good
by Justmetonigh January 5, 2020
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Sex

Luke any luke that may resemble a greek god with a horse cock
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Sex

when you put your silly yellow liquid maker inside of someones butt
"i had sex with your mom"
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Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult

The cult following of former NFL quarterback, Jim McMahon. Mostly referring to his tenure in Chicago.
Yeah man, I’m in the Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult. I love Jim and his big gay nazi cock!
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