Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.
Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.
Max: Matt, go to bed.
Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.
by Unkindestpluto March 30, 2019

Rap & Pop perfection, the second best amala's album, Say So is overplayed but we still love her
anyway stream the best songs of the album
RULES and SHINE
anyway stream the best songs of the album
RULES and SHINE
by planet her album of the year September 15, 2021

A shit of epic proportions, a total porcelain punisher. This is so big, “taking a duece “ just doesn’t encompass the gravity of the situation.
After eating The Mexican buffet last night, I went home and dropped a “hot thrice” , wrecking my toilet for good.
by The thrice daddy June 15, 2022

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