Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.

Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!

by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025

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bootlehole whore sex

when two women or men of the name “paigy waigy” come together to create a child! With their paigy waigy genetics, the “perfect” baby is formed, which can be compared to the ruler of all, paigy waigy.

Wow! I saw two Paigys preforming bootlehole whore sex. that really inspired me to become a better person.

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Scandinavian Butt Sex

this is where you stick it into your partner and you both try to do a backflip simultaneously without taking it out. Like keep it in fully and achieve a backflip and landing it.

Yo! Did you see Brooks try and do Scandinavian Butt Sex?! Must have some crazy core strength to achieve that

by TheRealCornball December 7, 2024

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