cock blockdown

(n) When a global pandemic lockdown prevents one from scoring sexually.

See "cock block".

1) "I'm so horny, and I don't know when I'll get laid. I wish this cock blockdown was over."

2) "new covid 19 regulations in place: we are in cock blockdown"

by cattwoood September 24, 2020

Popes-Cock

The best, a minimum oft 2 levels above the bees knees
- scared
-untouchable

Jordan was the Popes-Cock of NBA players at his peak

by Marty's ass September 25, 2020

Cock bear

Part rooster part bear. Not to be confused with care bears. Part cocky like a fighting rooster and yet lovable like a teddy bear. Description of a cocky but lovable beau.

That young man reminds me of a cock bear. He is lovable but feisty.

by Madame Breaux psychic September 28, 2020

cock

how white people say dick

i fucked her on my huge cock yesterday

by lawquizox September 29, 2020

Duck cock

Quwacks dong

Your duck cock is too big.

by Quwack fan September 30, 2020

Mangia-cock.

White people that look even whiter after saying things like Eye-talian, Expresso, Mayrio, and Pahstah.

Mangia-cock in a cafe: “oh hello Mayrio, I’ll order a small EXpresso”

Me: “fuckin’ mangia-cock....”

by Lou gerret devries October 1, 2020

Mangia-cock

White people who sound even whiter saying words like EXpresso, Eye-talian, mayrio, and PAhstah

Mangos-cock: “I LOVE EXpresso!! And super Mayrio brothers!!! He’s Eyetalian!!!!!”

Me: what a fuckin mangia-cock....

by Lou gerret devries October 1, 2020