Candy man confusion

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.

I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.

by MarianneM September 5, 2016

Man-O-Lantern

Someone who popped a tooth here popped a tooth there and have a sporadic tooth line, like a Jack-O-Lantern.

That Man-O-Lantern has summer teeth. Summer here, summer there.

by MsTickle January 4, 2023

monopoly man of women

A guy who sets people up a man and a woman to have casual sex. He has a huge network of men and women He is better than a pimp.

Dude James is the monopoly man of women.

by skierguy04 November 13, 2011

Slap the Trojan Man

Manual manipulation of male genitals (ie masturbation or hand jobs)

“I accidentally walked in on my roommate and he was slappin the Trojan man”

“My girl Sonia can slap the Trojan man like a pro hoe fo sho. I’m done in like 8 seconds yo.”

by 88keyz April 18, 2021

PP Milker Man

A creature stemming from the depths of your toilet system. It will crawl up, numb your penis, and will milk it for urine and sperm.

I just saw the PP Milker Man in my toilet yesterday! He was milking my penis!
No way, gross!

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 22, 2022

Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.

Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.

by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010

One Man Hoffsee

Whn a man drips Rolo pudding over his penis and then has anal sex with someone, finally the man licks the pudding, semen and turd out of the other participants anus.

Girl: Want to try the one man Hoffsee?

Guy: Cant, we're out of Rolo pudding.

by the turtles head March 4, 2011