blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

potato-balled

When you get so bamboozled you dont even know what to do with yourself.

Damn bro! That girl saw that magic trick and got potato-balled!

by kite.kite.kowai April 26, 2022

balls the size of a fighting dog

When witnessing a brave individual take on a difficult task. You say “hes got balls the size of a fighting dog”

A man took on three coppers, on arrest. hes got balls the size of a fighting dog

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Eight ball syndrome

Eight Ball Syndrome

When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.

Eight Ball Syndrome

by my mAin Hack September 2, 2017

Visby Ball Tickler

An entity living in Visby on the island Gotland whose sole purpose is to tickle the balls of male humans while they are asleep

Oskar- Yo I heard there is a new Visby ball tickler roaming around right now
Noa- Yea its me 😈 😈
Oskar- What?? well idc because i dont live there

by AliSuicideBomber September 12, 2023

balls

the balls is where piss and cum is stored. Piss is normally stored in the left ball this is why it hangs lower.
people who have piss in their right ball are very disgusting. This causes ball induced depression this is how people become furries.

(guy 1): my piss is stored in my right ball

(guy 2): your balls are weird

by copperwiring March 28, 2022

fuck it we all ball

Fuck it we’ll all die some day , take once in a life time opportunities and not give a fuck , the understanding of having nothing to lose and living life

“Should I say fuck it and buy this car ?” “Fuck it we all ball”

by Leyleyy March 9, 2024