Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".

You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!

by WhenWe January 26, 2012

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cock flight

When your penis goes so far up your girlfriends anus she screams.

Cock flight means
"omg my god this feels different"
**few minutes later**
"ARGHHH THIS IS AMAZING ARGHHH"

by oh right...... May 14, 2015

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Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

by darkestbeforedawn June 11, 2015

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skibidi cock

an evil cock. this creature takes control of its host and forces him to watch skibidi toilet at least 12 hours a day. even if you've seen all the episodes this godly spectacle will make you rewatch and even study if there's extra time.

zachary's skibidi cock is so skibidi! ugh!

by skibidiusername April 10, 2024

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