Pulled Porker

The act of pulling the hair of a fat woman (often referred to as porker) during sex

I had some pulled porker last night, it was the best porker experience I’ve had in a long time.

by Duallingo December 28, 2025

Pulling a tyler

Someone who decides to not come to school within 2 weeks for no absolute reason

Omg, Jimmy is pulling a Tyler saying his sick and all he does is watch comic books and play Fortnite all day

by SiMacTo June 21, 2021

Pulling a Bennie

Buying too many things you don't need on Amazon. Stress shopping on Amazon. Buying things on Amazon so that you distract yourself from ordering food on DoorDash

My wife caught me Pulling a Bennie, now she's pissed AND my credit card is maxed out!

by CouldBeArt June 22, 2021

Pulling a Smily

Absolute wrongen, weirdo, ryan davie

Ryan was pulling a smily

by BigManWomanMagnetRyanDavieHate June 22, 2021

pull up a sandbag

A common British army term, usually heard when someone is "spinning dits"

As Nunnsy started spinning dits, the colleague will urge others to "pull up a sandbag" as this story might take a while and will spiral off topic.

by Big D's Little D June 24, 2021

Pulling an Aryan

When you whiff a log so hard that it loses you the only possible game you coulda won.

"BROOO YOU PULLED AN ARYANNN"
"WHY ARE YOU PULLING AN ARYAN"

by Criffyy June 24, 2021

to pull a Hancock

To achieve vastly beyond one's abilities; seemingly without logical explanation.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.

"There's no chance I won't be arrested after committing all of these crimes. To get out of this, I need to pull a Hancock."

"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."

"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"

by BroJayDee June 26, 2021