I had sex with your mother
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Get the Fuckaholic sex mug.One of the oldest forms of activity between two consenting individuals. Began as an alternative to asexual reproduction around 1.38 billion years ago, where bacteria would simply play catch with their DNA and reproduce as a result, then branched out into each species of animal. Organisms that reproduced, passed on characteristics such as lust, and a desire for parenthood. The actual biological parts like genitals, a womb, menstruation, sperm + egg, came later as species evolved.
Much later, when humans came along, we began to repurpose this act. It was no longer just to reproduce. We ended up with the want to prove intimacy. Pleasure. Power. Love and romance. Connection. Bonding. The list goes on.
We use contraception to STOP the reproduction if we're not ready. We talk about it all day long. We see it in the media plastered everywhere. We link it to social status and fulfillment, hence why "virginity", "lack of partners", or the desire to not have children are often frowned upon or viewed as deviant.
Much later, when humans came along, we began to repurpose this act. It was no longer just to reproduce. We ended up with the want to prove intimacy. Pleasure. Power. Love and romance. Connection. Bonding. The list goes on.
We use contraception to STOP the reproduction if we're not ready. We talk about it all day long. We see it in the media plastered everywhere. We link it to social status and fulfillment, hence why "virginity", "lack of partners", or the desire to not have children are often frowned upon or viewed as deviant.
"Love is just about reproduction"
Well maybe thousands of years ago, but definitely not today
I love good sex
Well maybe thousands of years ago, but definitely not today
I love good sex
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Similar to Canadian Butt Sex. But, French Canadians are only polite to themselves (caused by excessive wine intake) French Canadians politely shove one finger in their own ass for selfish pleasure.... politely.
Damn that dude is way full of himself, literally! He French Canadian Butt Sexed so hard that finger might be stuck! He was damn polite about it though....
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(v.) The process by which the sex of a sexually dimorphic animal is determined. This is commonly done biologists and agricultural workers.
(v.) The process by which the sex of a sexually dimorphic animal is determined. This is commonly done biologists and agricultural workers.
Bob: Are you done sexing those animals like I told you to?
Jeff: Yep! It was a bit difficult getting my dick inside that duck, but-
Bob: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU- Sexing means to determine whether the animal is male or female! Are you even a real scientist?!
Jeff (thinking): Ack! He's on to me!
(Jeff then runs away)
Jeff: Yep! It was a bit difficult getting my dick inside that duck, but-
Bob: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU- Sexing means to determine whether the animal is male or female! Are you even a real scientist?!
Jeff (thinking): Ack! He's on to me!
(Jeff then runs away)
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