Ill be dipped in shit

A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.

Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!

by jeepguy73 May 27, 2010

Shit Ass Titties

The perfect combination of swear words. Not to bad. But bad enough. Flows off the tongue.

Can be used to exclaim any type of strong emotion.

"Shit Ass Titties it's freezing outside!"

"Shit Ass Titties, I'm so excited about our trip tomorrow!"

"Shit Ass Titties he's about to kick that rednecks ass"

"Shit Ass Titties I locked my keys in the car"

or just

"SHIT ASS TITTIES!"

by BMWGGANTMSFU February 9, 2010

Oh Shit Handle

The handle that is located above the car door on the interior of the car or across from the mirror on the outside of the car. Sometimes it is used for getting into the car, but can also be used for oh shit moments when the passenger wishes not to be tossed around the car on turns, hard breaking, or fast driving.

I hold on to the oh shit handle every time there is a turn or a hard breaking in the car to brace myself so I do not move around the car and get hurt.

by handlelover18 December 6, 2011

Beat yo shit

To masterbate publicly or privately

ME: You beat yo shit?

YOU: Hell yeah. I'm like fuck it. It's my shit. I'll beat it when and where I want to.

by Shit Beater December 18, 2012

Quit your shit

(phrase) Often used to end a conversation; or as an attempt to suppress the stupidity of your friends, during or after their newest escapade.

Ex 1.
Johnathan: So can I get your number?
Bethany: Excuse me, do I know you?
Johnathan: Not as well as I'd like to know you. Hey baby, did you fall from-
Bethany: Quit your shit. (walks away)

Ex 2.
(You're at the mall, hanging out with your friends, and a couple start trying to get free gumballs from the vending machine.)

You: Y'all seriously need to quit your shit before you get caught.

by Kiete5 November 13, 2009

shit on your fist

The state of your hand after anal fisting, i.e. shit-covered

Jeremy: Thanks for that sweetie, I really love it when you strech me like that.
Steve: I just love tickling your insides.
Jeremy: Hope you don't mind too much shit on your fist

by Big Bear and Papa Smurf March 22, 2009

shit through a sponge

what you would do after a curry or a big mac.

"i just eat a big mac, and its gone right through me.
i could shit through a sponge i tell you

by nut September 15, 2004