National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

REVENGE SEX

This is when a girl fucks another guy thinking shes getting back at you, but all it does is give her whore status.

My girlfriend had revenge sex, and now she wonders why shes has whore status.

by Dmoney923 January 24, 2024

sex race

Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.

How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...

by LeaderOfKebabs July 5, 2020

sex mode

Sex mode is when someone goes really crazy by doing something or for something

Nah, he went sex mode on those guys man, The match was immediately over when he went sex mode, they lost.

by koikonkonimiyakuharofu February 10, 2024

sex

it is when mommy and daddy love each other a lot and they hug each other in the bed under the blankets while excitedly jumping up and down and mommy sounds like she is getting hurt but she is just enjoying herself. You should always tell your parents "mommy I like watching videos of sex!"

mom I saw u and dad having sex

by Hotsexy40yrold8yroldlover February 8, 2022

Sex

A mistake that yours parents did

Note : you still thinking about that every fucking sec

My mum when I was 8 years old: Bethany don't put these things in your s ears ..

Sex protection...

by Maybeitsbetterthisway November 20, 2021