Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

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please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

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Kiss Me

In my young life, I have received
Callers as though they were Christmas Eve
Disappointed and I don't know why
She gave me laughter and hope
And a sock in the eye (a love like this is sealed with a kiss)
In my young life and I know something now
I've never tried to create a wow
Wows are few frustration more common
Now I can feel it in my soul
That's why I gave the come on
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?

Faces fall before my feet
Like blood onto a clean, white sheet
When I grow old, I won't forget
To innocence my only debt
Wow, I feel so fresh today
Barefoot in the snow, to make love in the hay
The stars are bright in the abyss
Now I can feel you in my arms
I explode inside your kiss
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?

by Gothic Miscreant August 30, 2025

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won't you take me to funkytown

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to Funkytown?

Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me down
To Funkytown?
Won't you take me down
To Funkytown?

by Bad C dev May 6, 2024

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