Peng syndrome

an unfortunate mental condition in which sufferers experience the following: heavy denial, hoarding, terrorizing children and pets(defenseless things in general), and speaking incomprehensible words to every human unfortunate enough to come within a 4ft radius with those who are inflicted; being everything a "peng" is in the worst conceivable way

1) Tim, dont speak to that small asian man. he might have Peng syndrome
2) There is no cure for Peng syndrome. The only escape is to perish.

by Calipeen October 23, 2020

small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?

Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024

tentacion-syndrome

When an artist will only be known after he/she dies

Do you know him?
Yeah..... and he is dead
Seriously??? But I,am in love with his voice
Yeah.... he is suffering from tentacion-syndrome

by KertiYeti February 11, 2021

TikTok NPC syndrome

The definition of someone being diagnosed with the TikTok NPC syndrome just for money and gifts on tiktok.

I think Jesse has the TikTok NPC syndrome. She has been doing actions only NPCS do on her recent TikTok live streams!

by I_excreteSeaMenOnBigAsses August 20, 2023

Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS)

This is a cutting-edge gender neutral neurological disorder, officially characterized by a range of symptoms including extreme feelings of jealousy which can lead to outrageously stupid actions. While presently untreatable, medical enthusiasts advise drinking a lot of alcohol to alleviate many of its side effects (for the benefit of the greater good).

Their extreme feelings envy resulted in such craziness that it was directly attributed to an unofficial diagnosis for Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS).

by happigoluckiman April 9, 2025

preposterous syndrome

someone who believes they have imposters syndrome, but actually they are just a coward or lied on their resume or during their interview.

synonym: imposters syndrome

you don't have imposters syndrome, you have preposterous syndrome.

by sintrixx April 10, 2023

Adam syndrome

Adam Syndrome

Bible states Adam blamed Eve in front of God after they sinned.

Men always blame women.

John: Is your fault!
Mary: There goes your Adam Syndrome.

by "D" Lady April 14, 2019