ah shit yo

something you say when you just know you fucked up; usually when something bad or unfortunate happens
Guy 1: Where the fuck is my car?

Guy 2: I saw that big ass nigga cop it and drive off.

Guy 1: Ah shit yo.
by BIG SCRAP January 15, 2016
mugGet the ah shit yomug.

shitting hot wings

The dreaded feeling of intense pain and heat in your asshole, most commonly occurring when, but not limited to, eating hot wings. It gets so bad that you are conflicted as to whether you should push it all out or hold it in out of fear. Its the worst and most unsatisfying dump anyone can have.
"yo dick, you wanna go out tonight?"

"I dont think so dude, Im shitting hot wings, so my world is coming to an end."
by thedumpmaster November 15, 2009
mugGet the shitting hot wingsmug.

Sellin my shit

When you’re playing a video game and your teammate or teammates perform terribly causing you to lose the game
Y’all sellin my shit this is why I don’t like playing with randoms
by Corey Huncho June 17, 2020
mugGet the Sellin my shitmug.
Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.
Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.
by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011
mugGet the Sphincterless Shit Cannonmug.

sweet boi shit

BASICALLY, the act of a guy being sweet and gentle to his girl instead of being a ghetto ass .
*Boy cradling girl in arms, kissing her head*

Friend : Ma nigga! You doing that sweet boi shit!
by daa hippest November 6, 2013
mugGet the sweet boi shitmug.

One Sheet Shit

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."
by airborne8 October 28, 2010
mugGet the One Sheet Shitmug.

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