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Sex Privileged

A person being attractive by their opposite sex without the person giving any effort to improve his/herself.
Friend 1: Does every girl likes this guy because he's tall?
Friend 2: No, its because he's "Sex Privileged"!
by Just_Some_Tall_Guy! June 7, 2020
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Sex story

Please go through with my handle~
A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny. Here’s my sex story:
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again, thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again. Best sex story ever? You horny now?
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African Dry Sex

In Afrcia a wet vagina is considered whorish. So men will dry the vagina with sand before vaginally intercourse.
Billy didn't like how wet she was so he did the African Dry Sex.
by Iamnoone2000 March 28, 2025
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sex

i love sex i would totally do it everyday
mmmm~ fuckkk~ ughhhh~ harder~ faster~ uhhhh~ im cumming~ now thats sex
by alysha green May 27, 2024
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Ketchup Sex

Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.
by Utsi Schissenhausen February 5, 2020
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Queer/Trans Sex Bases

1st Base: Everything from the introductions through to sex. An average of 4 hours elapses between meeting and f*cking.

2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.

(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)

3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...

4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...

4th base might be true love 😆
Queer/Trans Sex Bases : Simile Comparing the bases in baseball as an incremental development of physical intimate activities from kissing upwards through differen levels of intercourse

He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.
by OpelisJoking October 19, 2023
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Sex

ALMOST as good as food

Sex and food are both a solid 50/50

And food after sex...OH.MY.GOD
Amy:So I had sex with Brad last night
Nerdy Guy:d..did you like it?
Amy:It was like every emotion and feeling went straight to my head kinda like a sugar rush or brain freeze but oozed out of me like frosting

Nerdy Guy:Did you eat at all
by ❤💛💚💙💜 January 9, 2022
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