stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.

Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.

by Mailmancalves April 9, 2016

Cock showing

A competition between two males to see who is the biggest swinging dick aka “cool guy”

There was a major cock showing when John and Jim competed over who had more swagger with the ladies

by KK901 October 2, 2019

Cock

A male organism used to urine or to pleasure a woman

When I was fucking my girl, I my cock hit her G-spot and the sound of pleasure was wonderful.

by Aristotle and Dante October 21, 2020

Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,

Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom

by P€€p€€p••p••• April 16, 2022

big money, big cock

The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love

Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS

Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”

Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”

by Rosa Oarks November 4, 2023

cock pollen

Old, dead skin from the taint area. Usually found under the nails of an elderly man with sagging balls.

My new client had a bad case of cock pollen under his nails.

by Speeder.578 July 27, 2022

Cock In Mikkels Asshole

When Mikkel bends over to pick up the soap he gets a cock in the asshole. YUMMY

OH NO LOOK! THERE IS A COCK IN MIKKELS ASSHOLE!

by Oscar's Domain October 31, 2023