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Fuck Ass Dende

When you can tell someone's dick game is weak as fuck
Me: Ay, you got a Fuck Ass Dende boi
Person: Bruh, why would you say something like that?
Me: Cuz I can tell just from looking at ya.

Use of the word dende for dicks is credited to SSJ9k.
by ShurokDaDon June 27, 2017
mugGet the Fuck Ass Dendemug.

ass-rocket drunk

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
by newton64 April 4, 2008
mugGet the ass-rocket drunkmug.

captain hard-ass

A term for someone who wrongly believes that they are the toughest person on the planet. Usually seen wearing TapouT apparel and driving oversized pickup trucks with loud exhaust and underglows. Most likely either a very short guy that has an inferiority complex or a latent homosexual. Usually seen only in the company of other captain hard-asses
Did you see that jacked up truck with that scrawny guy driving it?
Yeah, captain hard-ass was behind the wheel wearing his TapouT shirt.
by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010
mugGet the captain hard-assmug.

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!
Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?
by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022
mugGet the Joking my assmug.

big ass monorail

Origin: R. Crumb, 1960s-era underground comic artist. A bitch with an ass so big and bubbled that the top actually forms a shelf or seat, possibly large enough for an averaged-sized commuter to ride to work.
Steve: Yo, check out the booty!
Paul: She's the big ass monorail headin' downtown!
by Dick Knibbler December 28, 2007
mugGet the big ass monorailmug.

fake ass panties

Padded underwear designed to give you a more juicy ass. Fake ass panties are completely misleading and are worse than a padded bra in regards to false advertising.
Oh, with her fake ass panties on, jenny actually has an ass... haha jenny can't wait to go twerking
by rapunzabel June 10, 2017
mugGet the fake ass pantiesmug.

brentney jo's ass

A classy lady that knows how to back it up.
Man, that girl is dressed fine, but look at her on the dance floor. She got a Brentney Jo's ass.
by Lucascey November 2, 2013
mugGet the brentney jo's assmug.

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