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MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY

any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits.
MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY is a banana that he will shove up his ass until he starts to bleed
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Sex

Jag har sex bananer. Translation
I have six bananas.
by Stupidguy420 69 May 29, 2017
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sex mode

Sex mode is when someone goes really crazy by doing something or for something
Nah, he went sex mode on those guys man, The match was immediately over when he went sex mode, they lost.
by koikonkonimiyakuharofu February 10, 2024
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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Neutral Sex

When A Gay Male/Female Has Sex With A Straight Male/Female.
My Gay Brother And My Gf Just Had Neutral Sex.
by TransStr8 September 6, 2021
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The Ritual of Sex

An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview
person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree
by gunnar greve fan club April 26, 2024
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Sex memes

The most basic and shittest form of memes that people would usually post on sites like reddit, tumblr, or porn websites that would usually end up unfunny 90 percent of the time. Typically by horny people who wished to be laid trying their very hard take at being funny by using sex topics to fill their desires, sometimes with incest, hentai, or groomer bait slapped on it.

Some would usually contain gifs from existing pornography movies, the other genre "fucked up porn memes" where it mainly just contains language meant to be offensive to the reader or just outright cuckoldry or misogyny slapped on it.

Usually the "sex memes" would probably contain this type of text formula:

Me when I go to (Insert place) and fuck (Insert some close partner/relative/friend) while she/he was (Insert everyday thing) and then (Insert sex act).
Example for average sex memes:

"Me when I go to Walmart and sex my girlfriend while she was scrolling around and then ask to go to dress rooms and said yes and then cum over and look at me:"

*NICECOCK.PNG*

Or neither just an overused Yomamma joke took a step further
by Kilroy wasn't here December 18, 2023
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