car battery

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)

by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023

bubble bath

when you get faded in a hot tub

“aye boys let’s have a bubble bath later”

“that bubble bath later will be lit”

by loganewport July 23, 2023

heroic batman moons

an extra hero who saved the day, acting like the batman to recover the chompers bag yus

why thank you heroic batman moons, you got my bag back!!

by Moo to the na August 14, 2023

To batman

To unalive one's parents

"When I was 6 my parents gave me a Paladone Pinkie Pie"
"I shall go back in time to batman them"

by BleakEntity_29A August 19, 2023

school bathrooms

Its a nightmare in there

In the guys bathrooms, the walls are covered in shit and on rare occasions, condoms and for some reason every vaping thug in the school huddles up in the bathroom to create the biggest vape cloud you could ever Imagine, suffocating you in a wave of citrusy minty Chocolate

In the girls bathrooms all the popular cheeto girls huddle up in the SINK making it impossible to wash you hands and they also always give you crude stares like what the fuck did i ever do to you, bitch?

Person:Bro the school bathrooms smell like death

by StereotypicalSarah August 20, 2023

Fortnite Battlepass

The fortnite battle pass is something you can buy on fortnite. it gives you skins and everyone calls you crispy if you buy it.

You crispy got the fortnite battlepass!

by Crip,over223 August 25, 2023

Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023